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Old 08-18-2013, 11:06 PM   #4641 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-18-2013, 11:36 PM   #4642 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2013, 04:22 AM   #4643 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-19-2013, 10:27 PM   #4649 (permalink)
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A letter I found written by magnificent 7...

"They called up to me 'Mr seven, please come down, we are not here to hurt you. Your feeling a little bit paranoid, your brain is overheating.. Your overworked, your underpaid and you mind and body has taking a beating.' So say, but you ain't seeing things, like how I am seeing things, I see things that I don't want to see. I see the devil sitting right before me, he files his eyes as he speak to me. I blinked a blink, I pinched myself. I screamed for saving, but it is no use. I now realize I must face my painful truth and own up to my heinous crime.ever since I did this I cannot sleep... I can't even take a goddamned breath without feeling that familiar serpant guilt infiltrate my lungs. There Is nothing I can do to make up for those I have wronged....... On may 23rd at approximately 13:00 hours I wiped. May velcor have mercy on my soul."

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