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Old 08-20-2013, 02:49 AM   #4651 (permalink)
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As previously pointed out, Kmak is a bear.

This is a fact. What people don't know is that he is a bear with crippling bouts of insomnia. This current bout has lasted for about 6 years. In preparation for another sleepless winter, Kmak is already stockpiling bandwidth, kung fu movies (on laser disk), PBR, and cheese based snacks.
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Old 08-22-2013, 09:36 PM   #4652 (permalink)
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For years Maleoni has been plagued by existential dilemmas. Determined to figure out what the nature of existence, space, time and consciousness he has sworn to venture into the rabbit hole.

After one long night at a local bar attempting to quite his thoughts of constantly searching for truth he stumbled out. Unable to drive, Maleoni takes a short cut through a nearby field to get home. While stumbling through the field he sees something. The opportunity to answer the questions that have plagued his mind. What he sees is a rabbit hole. This was maleonis chance, he dives into the rabbit hole and of course gets stuck, because he literally dove into a rabbit hole. Legends say that Maleoni is still stuck in the rabbit hole. Torso and head submerged in the ground while his legs flail aimlessly in the air.
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Old 08-22-2013, 09:54 PM   #4653 (permalink)
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Kmak talks like he's a professional hitman when he is on the paintball field. He refers to all players on the opposite team as "Marks".
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:11 PM   #4654 (permalink)
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magnificent7 honestly believes that if he belittles others enough, it will indeed make him feel better about the fact that his kill/death ratio in Call Of Duty is more important than his kill/death ratio in Paintball.
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:54 AM   #4655 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:36 AM   #4656 (permalink)
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Painthappy: I figured it would find it's own set of rules... really.... Not intended for people to post a place with porn links left and right...

But really a place where you can loosen your tie... We'll see what happens. I figure that with the right set of people to begin with, we could have a good forum.

Otherwise it could go right down the drain...

So we'll see.
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Old 08-23-2013, 10:29 PM   #4657 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:19 PM   #4658 (permalink)
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Maleoni is a 'tussin enthusiast. Once a year he holds a cough syrup convention. This year he accidently booked it on the same day and place as the whippits convention. A fight broke out, but the results were a bunch of people rolling on the floor.
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:54 PM   #4659 (permalink)
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After Kmak made some high-end modifications to his Bushmaster, it began emitting a strong petroleum odor, which is why he is now selling it.
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"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control" [Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy]

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Painthappy: I figured it would find it's own set of rules... really.... Not intended for people to post a place with porn links left and right...

But really a place where you can loosen your tie... We'll see what happens. I figure that with the right set of people to begin with, we could have a good forum.

Otherwise it could go right down the drain...

So we'll see.
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