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Old 09-12-2013, 04:37 PM   #4701 (permalink)
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This is my friend Dash hopes. We used to do stuff together, climb rocks, go mountain biking. Recently Dashhopes started smoking pot. Now he just sits there all day.
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Old 09-12-2013, 04:55 PM   #4702 (permalink)
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Kmak sounds like my old friend Trevor? But it can't be him the grammar and spelling are much gooder then he would have done lol.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-13-2013, 12:45 AM   #4703 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:04 AM   #4704 (permalink)
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"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we ... kill those people." - William Melvin Hicks

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Old 09-14-2013, 02:54 AM   #4705 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2013, 09:50 AM   #4706 (permalink)
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maloneoni auditioned for X Factor UK by having 2 buddy's shoot him on his shirtless chest at 10 paces. Sharon Osbourne immediately gave him a no because maloneni only wore shop glasses and not a full mask. Gary Barlow was disappointed because they were using Spyder's, Gary thought they should have used Tippmann Pro Carbine's because that's what he started playing with when he was a lad, Nicole Scherzinger had no clue in the world what was going on so she just said no. Louis Walsh was the only YES that maloneoni got and that only happened because he shaved his chest and waxed and Louis thought that he looked very sexy.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-15-2013, 01:27 AM   #4707 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2013, 11:14 AM   #4708 (permalink)
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DashHopes plays all his paintball games in the same style shoes that nurses wear.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-15-2013, 12:50 PM   #4709 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2013, 01:50 AM   #4710 (permalink)
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