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Old 09-10-2013, 10:04 PM   #4711 (permalink)
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Psunitro recently started a promising career as a mall Santa from January through September.
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Old 09-10-2013, 10:05 PM   #4712 (permalink)
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magnificent7 was a mall santa for one year. That is when he realized how greedy and selfentitled most kids of today are. He vowed never to do it again because of that, well that and the kids that peed on him, he really didn't like that.
Psunitro was my elf during the Santa gig. He forgot to mention that we were also fired, due to him taking "favors" from kid's moms in exchange for his promises to get them off "The Naughty List".
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Old 09-10-2013, 10:07 PM   #4713 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2013, 10:39 PM   #4714 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-11-2013, 06:52 PM   #4715 (permalink)
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Before every game DashHopes explains the upcoming game's objectives & tactics to his teammates with a marionette theater.
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Old 09-11-2013, 09:18 PM   #4716 (permalink)
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magnificent 7 originally planned for his screen name to be Carlos Danger. Enraged that Anthony Weiner took the name, he settled on Magnificent 7.
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Old 09-11-2013, 09:25 PM   #4717 (permalink)
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Jam wants Melvin to eat peanut butter on corn because he always cringes in fear when he hears people eat peanut butter and "Jam"
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:37 PM   #4720 (permalink)
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This is my friend Dash hopes. We used to do stuff together, climb rocks, go mountain biking. Recently Dashhopes started smoking pot. Now he just sits there all day.
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