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Old 09-17-2013, 11:27 PM   #4741 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:17 AM   #4742 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:31 AM   #4743 (permalink)
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All of psunitro undergarments have holes in them. He won't throw them away though because he likes the ventilation.
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:51 AM   #4744 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-19-2013, 10:53 AM   #4745 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:11 PM   #4746 (permalink)
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To give him both a tactical & psychological advantage, astr0xz0mbie eats a full meal of cabbage and cheese before a day of playing paintball.
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:28 PM   #4748 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-19-2013, 11:06 PM   #4749 (permalink)
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Dashhopes is the reincarnation of Elvis. While he lost ability to sing, he has not lost the ability to gyrate his hips.
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