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Old 09-26-2013, 07:30 PM   #4741 (permalink)
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DashHopes once invented his own language, which consisted largely of waving his arms angrily and hooting.
He was forced to rethink the idea after visiting the gorilla enclosure during mating season...
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:04 PM   #4742 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Wolfman's a front of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
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Old 09-27-2013, 01:20 AM   #4743 (permalink)
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Magnificent 7 is none other than Calvera posing as a hero.
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Old 09-27-2013, 05:41 PM   #4744 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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To help him stay sharp for games, Maloneoni practices his paintball shooting in his backyard at life-size cardboard cut-outs of Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried and Snooki.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:42 PM   #4745 (permalink)
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haha!

Magnificent7 was on his way to a scenario game in Switzerland about twelve years ago, but got lost. He has been tramping around the woods for more than a decade, looking to play some paintball... He was recently photographed.



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Old 09-28-2013, 09:36 PM   #4746 (permalink)
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Maloneonei was once with a planeload of carpenters who crash in the mountains and discover that the plane which they collided with was carrying monkeys and martial arts equipment. After first fighting for their survival by battling hunger and the weather, an eventual showdown between the cannibalistic carpenters and the star-throwing monkeys concluded before their rescue by a troop of camping girl scouts.
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Old 09-29-2013, 03:18 AM   #4747 (permalink)
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Not only does Magnificent7 easily complete the "cinnamon challenge" with cinnamon, he has not found a powdered substance that he cannot ingest in such a challenge.
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Old 09-29-2013, 09:40 AM   #4748 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-29-2013, 03:20 PM   #4749 (permalink)
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Dashhopes collects traffic cones he finds on the road. Each cone is categorized by size, color, wear, and the company that owned it. His collection is quite impressive.
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Old 10-01-2013, 09:13 AM   #4750 (permalink)
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