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Old 10-09-2013, 11:23 PM   #4791 (permalink)
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"Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" frightened Dashhopes so badly he has not been to a barber in years. People are beginning to mistake him for big foot.
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Old 10-10-2013, 12:50 PM   #4792 (permalink)
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maloneoni once met Bigfoot and offered him a cookie. He was scared and devastated when Bigfoot crushed up the cookie and violently threw it in his face. That's why, to this day, maloneoni gets upset when he sees the word "cookies" on his computer.
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Old 10-10-2013, 01:27 PM   #4793 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2013, 01:37 PM   #4794 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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All of the "Messing with Sasquatch" commercials are loosely based on Blue Swede's real life pranks on the legendary beast. Such as the time he put bubble gum in the Sasquatch's chair & he then sat on it. However, I guess anybody would be mad if they had to pick bubble gum off of their hairy butt.
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:32 AM   #4795 (permalink)
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Magnficent7 actually is sasquatch and he has been waiting for the perfect opportunity to get revenge on Blue Swede.

Blue Swede, you should watch your back.
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Old 10-11-2013, 06:49 AM   #4796 (permalink)
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maloneoni's and his wife were pretty upset the other day. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on his computer. They didn't touch anything else, so that's good.
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DashHopes WAS touching everything else....
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Old 10-11-2013, 10:41 PM   #4800 (permalink)
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