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Old 10-31-2013, 12:02 AM   #4851 (permalink)
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magnificent7 has a good head on his shoulders. I hope we both get to enjoy this excellent depiction of heaven one day.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:24 AM   #4852 (permalink)
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Loaded111 recently wrote a book extolling the benefits of huffing copper green.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:53 AM   #4853 (permalink)
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I watched Maloneoni for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.
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Old 11-01-2013, 01:47 AM   #4854 (permalink)
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Before magnificent7 goes for a paintball outing, he eats dry coffee grounds and drinks black IPAs. While he plays, he only hunts and shoots agglets. His elimination method is single shots to the groin. When the eliminated player looks for magnficent7 after being hit, magnificent7 is long gone, looking for his next target.
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:33 AM   #4855 (permalink)
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To confuse people maloneoni has a plain white T-shirt that he wrote "Life" on. What he does is stand on the street and hand out lemons to people.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-02-2013, 04:33 AM   #4856 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2013, 01:05 PM   #4857 (permalink)
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Wolfman led the chocolate seeking excursion.....twice
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that's not fair. if they are not smart enough, or have no knowledge of the ramifications of their stupidity, then they should pay the price.
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Old 11-02-2013, 08:02 PM   #4858 (permalink)
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it is said that at this chocakate factory super-cameron and his friends like to brake out in dance and music every time things go wrong..
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:09 AM   #4859 (permalink)
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Let's take this to the logical conclusion...

While exploring Dashhopes' chocolate factory, Salvador91 got stuck in the chocolate river pump while drinking chocolate from the river. Super-cameron then led his friends in a song and dance about how hilarious it was. At the end of the day, Dashhopes willed the factory to Wolfman.
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Old 11-03-2013, 08:24 AM   #4860 (permalink)
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At the end of the day maloneoni wrote a song and dance number for Salvador91 and Super-cameron which was held at Wolman's newly willed chocolate factory.

I have been scarred by these above post for such "low blows"
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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