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Old 11-07-2013, 08:58 PM   #4901 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:31 PM   #4902 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2013, 12:43 AM   #4903 (permalink)
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Old 11-09-2013, 11:33 AM   #4906 (permalink)
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Salvador91 is trying to create a paintball based game called "calvinball." The only set rule is that he gets to make up all the rules. The game mostly involves him running around shooting rentals, experienced players, and refs, but they are not allowed to shoot back. It isn't catching on very well.
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Old 11-09-2013, 12:29 PM   #4907 (permalink)
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maloneoni, swears that he had a deep and philosophical expeience during a paintball game once. One were he astral projected. He saw the universe, but realized the universe was him.

What really happened was he suffered a concusion after getting shot in the head with a monster ball.

After that experience, Maloneoni loads monster balls into his tipx and shoots himself in the temple, when he wants to vernture back down into the rabbit hole.
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