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Old 11-29-2013, 01:16 PM   #4951 (permalink)
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A long time ago, I was in Quebec; My friends and I were playing paintball for a local team. We were trying to win the regional tournaments that had value prizes and prestigious titles. But our pods were being stolen by a local pod thief, DashHopes. So, we went looking for the pods. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a few pods. DashHopes had been throwing them away.

He was stealing them because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

We did catch him. We burned the field down.
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Old 11-29-2013, 02:45 PM   #4952 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-29-2013, 03:57 PM   #4953 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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DashHopes had plans with his wife for a romantic Friday night dinner at Chilis. But he decided that he likes the food served at his local strip club better, so he took her there instead.
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Old 11-30-2013, 02:58 AM   #4954 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 is a dancer at DashHopes' favorite strip club. Observe:



In fairness, the food is really good.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:03 PM   #4955 (permalink)
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Maloneoni knew that because he use to be an male stripper too. He went by the name, William Shaftner.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:40 PM   #4956 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 12-01-2013, 10:29 PM   #4957 (permalink)
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On his resume, DashHopes lists "Defied Gods; Stole fire; Gave fire to man" under "achievements."
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 12-02-2013, 09:06 PM   #4960 (permalink)
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Little does psunitro know, DashHopes was wandering through neighborhoods in a Santa suit, looking for MILFs and cougars to make out with.
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