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Old 12-14-2013, 11:58 AM   #4991 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:40 PM   #4993 (permalink)
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Right after he was born, DranDran's spoke his first words to his mother. He said, "I'm done with you now, so grab your clothes and beat it sweetheart!"
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:42 PM   #4994 (permalink)
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Right after he was born, DranDran's spoke his first words to his mother. He said, "I'm done with you now, so grab your clothes and beat it sweetheart!"

That one made me laugh
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:45 PM   #4995 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:56 PM   #4996 (permalink)
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Every Quebecer down in Quebec liked Christmas a lot,
but the DashHopes, who lived just north of Quebec - did not.
The DashHopes hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season.
Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Quebecers. Staring down from his cave, with a sour DashHopey frown, at the warm, lighted windows below in their town.
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When Grandma got ran over by a reindeer, they wrote a song about it, but when DranDran got drunk and drove through a Nativity Scene, he was not allowed to go to that church anymore.
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Magnificent7 once did a summer internship in the North Pole for a "Mr. Claus." The internship was advertised as "having opportunity for advancement to a full time position" and giving the intern "multifaceted experience that could be applied industry wide." When he got there, he was sent straight to muck out the reindeer stable.
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