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Old 01-10-2014, 02:39 PM   #5021 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 01-13-2014, 03:26 PM   #5022 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:37 PM   #5023 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:55 PM   #5024 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2014, 05:03 PM   #5025 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-14-2014, 07:38 PM   #5027 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2014, 09:01 PM   #5028 (permalink)
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fierymartel is actually mag7's father. And owes mag7's mom years and years of back alimony. Not to mention all the back Birthday and Christmas presents he owes to his son mag7. Gesh fierymartel man up and start making things right.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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