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Old 01-16-2014, 12:03 PM   #5031 (permalink)
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The new film, The Wolf of Wall Street set a record for using the "F-word" the most times in a movie. However it is still less than the average game of golf with DashHopes.
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:05 PM   #5032 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-20-2014, 02:04 AM   #5034 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2014, 11:22 AM   #5035 (permalink)
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

War. The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Maloneoni. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Bellicose, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor DashHopes, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor...
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-20-2014, 02:22 PM   #5037 (permalink)
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DashHopes provides the pineapple juice. It is secreted from his "tear ducts", wink wink.
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Old 01-20-2014, 02:49 PM   #5038 (permalink)
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Bellicose is the latest craze in zero calorie sweeteners. However, The only known way to harvest bellicose is through the squeezing of an overweight humpback whale's blowhole, manually
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Old 01-21-2014, 01:04 PM   #5039 (permalink)
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