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Old 03-07-2014, 06:50 PM   #5131 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2014, 01:50 AM   #5132 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2014, 10:05 AM   #5134 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2014, 03:30 PM   #5135 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:09 PM   #5136 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2014, 06:03 PM   #5138 (permalink)
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"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we ... kill those people." - William Melvin Hicks

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Old 03-14-2014, 07:37 PM   #5139 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2014, 08:11 PM   #5140 (permalink)
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bellicose, is that the reason why my pee stream occurs in a bellcurve type angle?
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