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Old 03-02-2014, 09:34 AM   #5131 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:46 AM   #5132 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-02-2014, 01:33 PM   #5133 (permalink)
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DashHopes celebrated Canada's National Holiday yesterday for the birthdays of their Nation's finest 2 celebrities.... Alan Thicke & Justin Bieber.

As Canadian tradition, he spent the day watching a Growing Pains marathon & sang Justin Bieber's Baby before each meal.
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:25 PM   #5134 (permalink)
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It was a simple question....I thought.
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Old 03-03-2014, 06:46 AM   #5135 (permalink)
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That would be funny..... If it still didn't make me cry :'(



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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-03-2014, 11:07 PM   #5136 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2014, 01:19 AM   #5137 (permalink)
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Zacgodwin is designated as the sapper on his paintball team. He brings gallons of paint, and a variety of firecrackers (including m-1000s) onto the field. The idea is to destroy any vital objective he sees fit, but the opposing teams usually run away. Zac and his team are banned from the field in Evansville after he deliberately blew up the snake on the airball field.
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The internet at maloneoni's house stopped working. And he noticed his satellite was out also. When he looked out the window, he noticed his neighbors were moving. And he mumbled to himself "I guess that explains it!"
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-04-2014, 10:54 AM   #5139 (permalink)
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DashHopes isn't allowed to play any scenario games that involve prone shooters. He gets banned from every field he plays at because he makes it a personal mission to sneak up on prone shooters and T Bag them into submission. He claims he is still playing paintball because he coats his jewels in paint before the squatting begins, thus resulting in "proper eliminations"
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:43 PM   #5140 (permalink)
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