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Old 03-15-2014, 10:04 AM   #5141 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2014, 10:26 AM   #5142 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-15-2014, 01:25 PM   #5143 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2014, 02:26 AM   #5144 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2014, 06:54 PM   #5145 (permalink)
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Kmak once wrote a play to impress a barista at a local coffee shop. She was not impressed and still won't date him.
It was because maleoni was not subtle enough with subtext when we were writing the play.
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Old 03-17-2014, 02:09 AM   #5146 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2014, 01:47 PM   #5147 (permalink)
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Laying in bed each night before going to sleep maloneoni recites this prayer: This is my paintball marker. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My paintball marker is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my paintball marker is useless. Without my paintball marker, I am useless. I must fire my paintball marker true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my paintball marker and myself are defenders of my team, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-17-2014, 07:21 PM   #5148 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2014, 07:37 PM   #5149 (permalink)
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