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Old 05-03-2014, 03:20 PM   #5261 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Old 05-03-2014, 03:31 PM   #5262 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 05-03-2014, 04:42 PM   #5263 (permalink)
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somehow dash has managed to insert his description into every scene of Ride Along
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:31 AM   #5264 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Swiftblade13 had a very charitable idea. So he recommended to DashHopes, that he should donate a portion of his proceeds from the "Give-a-way" contest to help fellow Canadians, Justin Beiber & Rob Ford, turn their lives around. DashHopes then had to further explain that the contest made no money.
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:16 PM   #5266 (permalink)
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ilivlife was the one responsible for foiling Dashes scheme to rake in a seven figure profit through an overly convoluted plan that was to use the Give-a-way to launder money.
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He did it by scaling the banana

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Old 05-07-2014, 01:18 PM   #5267 (permalink)
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Swiftblade13 once taught his bulldog to skateboard. Unfortunately, the dog fell into the wrong crowd and is currently serving time in a federal prison for drugs. Swiftblade13 makes a point of showing up for the conjugal visits.
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Old 05-07-2014, 11:57 PM   #5269 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2014, 12:08 AM   #5270 (permalink)
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