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Old 05-15-2014, 07:18 PM   #5291 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 Previous post was likely sent while sitting on the can.Single handedly holding his phone typing eagerly with his thumb whilst simultaneously pinching a loaf... Now that's skill.
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:21 PM   #5292 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2014, 10:26 AM   #5295 (permalink)
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Nobody knew if bob wuzza bear cuz bob wuzza kinda furry, not akin to a wookie, cuz bob wuzza cool cookie alway cruisin for da nookie...AFTER ALL DA CREW ALL knew bob wuzza LADIES MAN...
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 05-17-2014, 11:28 AM   #5298 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 05-17-2014, 11:38 AM   #5299 (permalink)
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DashHopes' sperm count has been dropping over the past month. I just need another sample to determine the cause...
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Bellicose has an easy going personality which makes him a tame competitor during Full contact Arsepicking/Nail biting competitions.
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