mcarterbrown.com  

The Dead Zone Paintball Related Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 05-24-2014, 10:21 AM   #5291 (permalink)
Post Whore
 
DashHopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Quebec Canada

Brass N Wood Fan
RTP Fan
magnificent7 put a bumper sticker on his car that says "Honk if You Think I'm Sexy". Now he waits at green lights until he blushes with the sound of music to his ears.
__________________
http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/f...-feedback.html



Quote:
Originally Posted by Gascolator View Post
DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
RIP
"heinous"
2006-2014
DashHopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-25-2014, 09:57 PM   #5292 (permalink)
GunPhighter
 
PhantomGSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Anytown, NB, Canada

DashHopes is Don Cherry's illegitimate love child...
PhantomGSI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-27-2014, 08:55 AM   #5293 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
magnificent7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: KC MO

For a more aesthetic view for others, PhantomGSI always applies a little bit of eye shadow to his penis.
__________________
"If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." [General Curtis Lemay]

"Life is like a monkey. Sometimes it throws sh*t at you when you least expect it. All you can really do is, be on the look for it and hope it has bad aim."

MCB Feedback
magnificent7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-27-2014, 10:24 PM   #5294 (permalink)
GunPhighter
 
PhantomGSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Anytown, NB, Canada

Magnificent7 apparently has a camera hidden in a washroom that I've used.
PhantomGSI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-27-2014, 11:33 PM   #5295 (permalink)
older, working on wiser
 
zacgodwin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Evansville IN

Phantom needs to check the upstairs bathroom and quit letting in "repairmen" who look like mag7 in a wig and mustache
__________________
WTB original all americans
MCB feedback http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/f...-feedback.html


Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad Thompson View Post
It was a simple question....I thought.
zacgodwin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2014, 02:33 AM   #5296 (permalink)
Seasoned Member
 
maloneoni's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Livermore, Ca

Zacgodwin uses antlers in all his interior decorating.
__________________
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?

-Arnold J. Rimmer
maloneoni is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-28-2014, 07:00 PM   #5297 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
magnificent7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: KC MO

Maloneoni once asked God for a Ion Paintball gun, but then realized that God doesn't work that way. So he stole the paintball gun & asked for forgiveness instead.
__________________
"If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." [General Curtis Lemay]

"Life is like a monkey. Sometimes it throws sh*t at you when you least expect it. All you can really do is, be on the look for it and hope it has bad aim."

MCB Feedback
magnificent7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-29-2014, 04:03 AM   #5298 (permalink)
Seasoned Member
 
maloneoni's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Livermore, Ca

Magnificent7 runs a paintball salvage shop. He spends his weekend afternoons taking gog markers out of the trash cans at his favorite field.
__________________
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?

-Arnold J. Rimmer
maloneoni is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-29-2014, 07:36 AM   #5299 (permalink)
Post Whore
 
DashHopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Quebec Canada

Brass N Wood Fan
RTP Fan
maloneoni once bought a refirbished gog marker off mag7. It wasn't till he got it home and stripped it down did he notice it was the same gog marker he had thrown in the trash at his local paintball field the week before. It was the tell tale signs of his scratches and groves from his only two tools that he has for paintball that gave it away, a flat screwdriver and a hammer.
__________________
http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/f...-feedback.html



Quote:
Originally Posted by Gascolator View Post
DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
RIP
"heinous"
2006-2014
DashHopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-29-2014, 10:22 AM   #5300 (permalink)
GunPhighter
 
PhantomGSI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Anytown, NB, Canada

DashHopes is guilty of requesting a blumpkin at the local rip n peel. The local talent being unsure of request researched it on urban dictionary and followed thru with a can of fabreeze...
PhantomGSI is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

  mcarterbrown.com » Paintball » The Dead Zone

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:15 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO
© MCB Network LLC