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Old 05-18-2014, 03:31 AM   #5301 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2014, 11:47 AM   #5302 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2014, 03:42 AM   #5303 (permalink)
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PhantomGSI isn't welcome back to any strip clubs in New Brunswick because he keeps trying to pay the strippers with handfuls of change.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:48 AM   #5304 (permalink)
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PhantomGSI isn't welcome back to any strip clubs in New Brunswick because he keeps trying to pay the strippers with handfuls of change.
maloneoni doesn't realize that In Canada, 5 coins here could be $10


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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 05-22-2014, 07:30 AM   #5305 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:07 AM   #5306 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 05-22-2014, 04:31 PM   #5307 (permalink)
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In 1972, DashHopes was sent to Albuquerque by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum-security Walmart to the Canadian underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a Nelspot... if no one else will buy it... and if you can find him... maybe you can hire... DashHopes.

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Old 05-22-2014, 05:22 PM   #5308 (permalink)
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Wolfman is a mutant who possesses animal like hearing, enhanced physical capabilities enabling him to pee on virtually any tire or tree from fifty feet.

He has quite a flexibility factor that allows him to occasionally lick his own, well ya get the picture.

Other Side effects appear to be a hatred of felines, Brass Eagle products, Vanilla Ice cream and the color yellow.
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Old 05-24-2014, 09:21 AM   #5310 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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