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Old 06-15-2014, 02:24 AM   #5341 (permalink)
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When Magnificent7 was in grade school, he was caught fighting with another student. The teacher sent Mag7 to choose a switch that the teacher would beat Mag7 with. Magnificent7 returned with a 2x4 that had nails beaten into it.

After that, nobody has ever ****ed with Magnificent7
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Old 06-15-2014, 11:29 AM   #5342 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-15-2014, 08:31 PM   #5343 (permalink)
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The other day DashHopes was approached by a complete stranger and was asked where he was... Pondering his response he saw the same black cat cross the street within seconds. He then realized there was a strong possibility there was a glitch in the Matrix and he was trapped in his own post...
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Old 06-15-2014, 08:33 PM   #5344 (permalink)
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It was a simple question....I thought.
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Old 06-15-2014, 09:45 PM   #5345 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2014, 09:57 PM   #5346 (permalink)
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phantom knows this because he is an immortal, he has seen empires rise and fall and he has seen the best and the worst in mankind. He has walked 500 miles and he will walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:04 PM   #5347 (permalink)
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When posting the comment above zacgodwin was humming Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da) Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da) Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da......
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-16-2014, 11:01 AM   #5348 (permalink)
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Controversy arose when a memo linked to DashHopes circulated among teams and field operators listing rules of how the member was to be treated for the duration of last weekend's game.

These included people being forbidden to approach him in the set up zone without good reason, not to address him by his own name while he was in "gameface mode", and no one could "stare" at him prior to the "game on" call.
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Old 06-17-2014, 08:31 AM   #5349 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2014, 02:04 AM   #5350 (permalink)
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