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Old 06-24-2014, 11:40 AM   #5371 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-24-2014, 12:13 PM   #5372 (permalink)
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dash, while youre at it, can you grab my barry manilow collection from liv too? its been ages -_-
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Old 06-24-2014, 06:17 PM   #5374 (permalink)
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BillyTheKid is still confused at DashHopes Mitsou remark, but secretly wishes her breakout hit was bout him...
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Old 06-24-2014, 11:41 PM   #5375 (permalink)
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The truth is... no one is really sure what it means. So I guess its more of a mystery than a little known fact.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-25-2014, 03:42 PM   #5377 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2014, 07:07 PM   #5378 (permalink)
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Here is an oldie, but a goodie. Enjoy...


Two robbers (PhantomGSI & DashHopes) once tried to rob a Canadian bank. They slipped inside the bank shortly after midnight and began immediately looking for loot.

PhantomGSI & DashHopes, expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, but were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. PhantomGSI & DashHopes cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio security system, PhantomGSI said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." PhantomGSI & DashHopes then opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one Canadian Loonie, or a pound sterling, or diamonds, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes only contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, PhantomGSI & DashHopes made a quiet exit from the bank, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The next day's newspaper headline read:

"CANADA'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."
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Old 06-25-2014, 07:28 PM   #5379 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 prefers the fresh from the "hose" stuff...but only once in awhile. After all an occasional "sip" isn't habit forming.
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Old 06-26-2014, 11:02 PM   #5380 (permalink)
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