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Old 07-08-2014, 03:58 PM   #5461 (permalink)
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ilivelife recently watched Saving Private Ryan and thought the scene where Tom Hanks' character used chewing gum, a mirror & a bayonet to look around a corner, was a good idea. So ilivelife decided to try that in his next paintball game. However, instead of using a bayonet, he attached the gum & mirror to his penis to look around corners.
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Old 07-08-2014, 08:27 PM   #5462 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 supplied the gum in ilivelife's disastrous "Shaving Ryan's Privates" reenactment...

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Old 07-10-2014, 01:37 PM   #5463 (permalink)
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That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 07-10-2014, 06:30 PM   #5466 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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