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Old 07-28-2014, 04:02 PM   #5531 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2014, 04:08 PM   #5532 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-29-2014, 02:41 AM   #5536 (permalink)
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DashHopes perfected the "Paintball Poutine". It consists of mid 90's Zap shells with a Diablo Imperial fill gravy on a bed of CCI 10 round tubes. Pretty to look at, but hard to digest.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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DashHopes has broken the 1st Rule Boy Band Security, which is... "Never Reveal Your Co-Workers Post".
His friends and family found his mood has changed drastically after losing his security gig for Milli Vanilli.

Some said he was bitter at the music industry for costing him his job. Then in a suprising turn around, he was offered the sidekick position in BamM!! Andrew Ridgely's new project. His career flopping after George Michael departure from WHAM!

Few weeks before the major break, he was cut from his contract under grounds of inability to blend his foundation to his skin tone.

He has since rejoined the ranks of boy band security details, but is under suspicion of being a mole, revealing the whereabouts of his coworkers and ViPs.
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