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Old 08-06-2014, 07:31 AM   #5531 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-06-2014, 03:29 PM   #5532 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2014, 11:55 PM   #5533 (permalink)
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Kevin qmto once received: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.” message from Gascolatorloves after seeing his performance as an extra in a Brazillian Lesbians Fart Porn
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Kevin qmto once received: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.” message from Gascolatorloves after seeing his performance as an extra in a Brazillian Lesbians Fart Porn
PhantomGSI knows this because he was the second unit director at the time. Yeah...not as good a job as you'd imagine.
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Old 08-07-2014, 01:51 AM   #5535 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2014, 07:29 AM   #5536 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-07-2014, 09:41 AM   #5537 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2014, 10:31 AM   #5538 (permalink)
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Dawg047 is rumored to not to have been involved in the NSA's domestic spying fiasco and the VA affair. He denies these allegations vehemently. His lawyer suggests that he keep his mouth shut.
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Old 08-07-2014, 08:34 PM   #5539 (permalink)
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Lew developed the Nail Bitters thesis on variable flavors seasonning . Apparently the key it to alter personal patterns between arse pickin n nose mining. The end result is a veritable Russian Roulette/Smorgasbord of taste bud popping flavor at tip of your digits...
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