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Old 08-12-2014, 07:14 PM   #5591 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2014, 08:08 PM   #5592 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2014, 09:51 PM   #5593 (permalink)
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Unlike other sporting events, Lew never recommends trying to start "the wave" during a gunfight on the paintball field.
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Old 08-13-2014, 01:48 AM   #5594 (permalink)
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Mag 7 has successfully started "the wave" at a paintball game,
on a unrelated note Doc's Machine is "Out of Stock" on the paintball grenade special.
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Old 08-13-2014, 09:09 PM   #5595 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2014, 09:56 PM   #5596 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 08-14-2014, 12:22 AM   #5597 (permalink)
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The other night DashHopes was at a bar drinking. After few rounds, he stood up on top of a chair and shouted, show me toughest, baddest, mother f'er in here, right now! Out of the corner of bar, arose a 6'5, very muscular biker covered in tattoos. The biker walked across the room and stopped in front of DashHopes and stared into his eyes. Without blinking a eye, the biker asked, "What do you want?" DashHopes replied, "Well, I'm leaving now. So you take over."
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Old 08-14-2014, 03:16 AM   #5598 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2014, 09:45 PM   #5599 (permalink)
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Maloneoni gets most of his kills by "baiting" other players with a plate full of cookies in the middle of the paintball field.
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magnificent7 was once baited out into the middle the paintball field by a full plate of cookies. He was quickly eliminated by maloneoni. But mag7 could be heard saying "These cookies are so good, its worth the elimination" As crumbs tumbled down his chin and onto the ground. He was also issued a warning from the ref for removing his mask to eat the cookies.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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