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Old 04-29-2011, 06:33 PM   #581 (permalink)
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Kate Middleton (now the Dutchess of Cambridge) was originally dating Bellicose (Lord of the Pump), but he dumped her to pursue other paintball royalty hotties
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Old 04-29-2011, 06:44 PM   #582 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2011, 06:50 PM   #583 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:46 AM   #584 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2011, 12:55 AM   #585 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2011, 01:02 AM   #586 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2011, 02:18 AM   #587 (permalink)
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And likewise, when Steck says he doesn't wipe... he's not talking about on the field....
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But what it all comes down to is if your having fun. If your not having fun playing against people using full auto with a pump, then switch to a semi; fun is the only thing that really matters in paintball.
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rub their little faces right in their own piss while yelling NO NO NO as loud as you can while smacking them on the back of the head.
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Old 04-30-2011, 02:22 AM   #588 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2011, 02:53 AM   #589 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2011, 03:07 AM   #590 (permalink)
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