Slinger carries two separate curses from a shaman who he slighted years ago, and a wandering gypsy he stole from. Fortunately for him, they cancel each other out... except for the third Thursday of every month when they combine, and he wanders the streets singing showtunes in his best Barney Rubble voice. In Romanian.
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The problem with America is that we confuse our politics for religion, and our religions for science.
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