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|06-24-2011, 12:55 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jun 2011
You might be a paintballer if...
You consider your pb pants casual clothing.
You go somewhere and assess how fun it would be to play paintball there
You have to explain that the welts on your neck aren't hickies
The resale value of your gear is worth more than your car
You've ever been guilty of "walking" a pen
|06-24-2011, 01:09 PM||#3 (permalink)|
Backard Engineer Special
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Temecula / Brea, California
You spend more money on paintball than you do ob clothes, food, and music combined
|06-24-2011, 01:12 PM||#4 (permalink)|
Elven Pump SDM/DM
Join Date: Oct 2008
you don't mind the taste of paint fill... mmmm fish oily goodness
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway, "On the Blue Water," Esquire, April 1936
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
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|06-24-2011, 01:25 PM||#5 (permalink)|
Heart of a Sheridan!
These pretty much belong in this thread........
You know you've been playing paintball too long when....
But just for the heck of it..........
When you put your blood, sweat and tears into building a playing field without knowing if it'll actuly ever be use. But your happy anyway because it's something that has to do with Paintball.
And me feedback.
|06-24-2011, 01:26 PM||#6 (permalink)|
Not one of the cool kids
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: 6000' high in Co.
You are on your honeymoon in Jamaica, planning for your trip to D-day the next week.
|06-24-2011, 02:24 PM||#9 (permalink)|
(V) (o,,,o) (V) WOOP WOOP
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Springfield, MO
You know your a paintballer when you cant justify spending 600 dollars on getting a car/parts for a car, and then turn around and purchase a pre-production marker with that same cash.
If it takes a lot more than rage and muscle, you clearly are not using enough of either.
This is the tenth line of my signature
|06-24-2011, 02:27 PM||#10 (permalink)|
live in the puget sound or BC and play pump. JOIN US!
I highly endorse Open source Development.
PPS Blazer, Splash Mag, and a Cocker for Sale!
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