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|06-30-2011, 04:15 PM||#12 (permalink)|
Facta Non Verba
|06-30-2011, 04:15 PM||#13 (permalink)|
Perfection will suffice
Join Date: Oct 2008
Nonsense, my young, well-meaning but nonetheless ill-informed friend!
Smaller paint = more money for paint manufacturers! Yeah!
Smaller inserts = more money for sizer manufacturers! Yeah!!
Great for the economy! Yeah!!!
No need to stop until we get down to BB size! Oh, Yeah!!!!
Then, wait for it . . . wait for it . . . we decide to go BIGGER, for that extra special tactical edge over the competition! Yeah!!!!!!
By using our special patented 'Dot Six Eight' technology (registered trademark), we radically increase our paint BBs to an unprecedented
Sixty-eight caliber! Caliber! Caliber! Caliber! Caliber! Caliber! Caliber!
This amazing new revolution in paintball engineering will radically increase shot distance, odds of ball breakage, and paint coverage.
Awesome! Be the envy of all your friends, and the terror of all your enemies!
And because this Dot Six Eight technology (registered trademark) is so advanced, we will need to charge about $200 a case for it.
And what with everyone throwing all the old ones out back in the late 2000s/early 2010s, it's all good. We will also be selling a patented NEW Freak barrel adapter system that will allow your marker to shoot these Unprecedented Big Balls!!
We gotcha covered, paintballers!
Sorry. Someone has to stand up against the madness.
"Dude. I'm pretty sure he's behind one of those bunkers over there."
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Last edited by Menace; 06-30-2011 at 04:20 PM.
|06-30-2011, 04:19 PM||#14 (permalink)|
SoCal's tango instructor.
|06-30-2011, 04:27 PM||#15 (permalink)|
.675 & .677 Freak Inserts
We now have two new SMALLER FREAK inserts in stock!
The .675 & .677 Inserts are available now and are only being sold as individual inserts (not in Boremasters or kits).
We will have some of these at IoN, if you guys let me know ahead of time, I can make sure some make the trip to Pumpers also.
*Mods, please move to the News section. Thank you!
Buy from me, I ship before anyone else!
Last edited by delta paintball; 06-30-2011 at 04:31 PM.
|06-30-2011, 04:38 PM||#18 (permalink)|
Serving Tea for CCM
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