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Old 01-24-2012, 04:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Stupid s#$t people ask paintballers?

What is some stupid stuff someone has asked you about paintball?

Here are a few of my favorites once I tell them I play paintball.

"Are you a sniper?"

"Is your gun full-auto?"

"How much do bullets cost?"

"Do you have like a 30" barrel for sniping?"

"So, like, do you camp in the back of the map and wait for people to run past you?"
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Q: Isn't that for kids?
A: I like shooting children

Q: Does it hurt?
A: Not as much as if we played with real guns.

Q: Why do you play such a childish game that would causes you pain like that?
A: Why would you sit in front of the T.V. every day indulging in other peoples fictional lives? I prefer to live.
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These questions arent 'stupid ****' in any shape or form, OP.

Those are questions new players ask all the time, they are learning.
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Old 01-24-2012, 04:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Q: Why do you play such a childish game that would causes you pain like that?
A: Why would you sit in front of the T.V. every day indulging in other peoples fictional lives? I prefer to live.
This is a great one. As a TV watcher, it brings me much shame.

It's been so long since I talked to non-paintballers about paintball, I don't remember any stupid questions I may or may not have been asked. Heck, I was at a dinner party where two guys were talking about playing paintball (as walk on renters) and I didn't even join that conversation since they seemed to be so far off my wavelength on the subject. Most stupid questions I remember were actually from other paintballers and involved my use of dated equipment.
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I got asked by a kid holding a Dye Matrix if my OLD ARSE 2k2 LCD Angel was the new Ego.. this would have been 2009ish.
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