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Old 03-17-2012, 02:27 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Just thought it meant that it was talking about where they started from. Not in a respawn game, but a normal elimination one.
I would consider that fair game.
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Old 03-17-2012, 02:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2012, 09:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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86. Try and get to the other teams 'spawn point' without them noticing and take them from behind

Spawn camping is a dick move
It's a legitimate tactic. If you shoot someone in the back at their respawn point, they're going to respawn, know where you are and pepper your a--. So the tactic doesn't make you invincible. Plus their poor defenses let you get there. It's a hard earned advantage that you should get to use how you like.

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I'm sure American forces were pissed when those damn Nazis were spawn campng Normandy... But it is what it is.
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Old 03-17-2012, 10:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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15. Moonwalk to your bunker while humming 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson

Been there done that and I will do this again
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Old 03-17-2012, 11:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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86. Try and get to the other teams 'spawn point' without them noticing and take them from behind

Spawn camping is a dick move
Yeah, that's not spawn camping. That's a simple flanking maneuver.

Spawn camping is getting to your opponents "respawn" and shooting everyone out as soon as they're let back into the game.
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Old 03-17-2012, 12:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What if you do most of those every time you play?
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Old 03-17-2012, 01:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Most of these are done anyway, and the some are just ridiculous

5. (Guys Only) Play without a jersey or shirt
6. (Guys Only) Play with only slider shorts and shoes on. DO NOT play in your underwear, as fun as it sounds it can be very painful, always wear slider shorts

Why not something like 10 players-only 9 uniforms
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Put a rabid/pissed off wolverine in the middle of the field. That would move players out off their positions everytime it came near them.
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Old 03-17-2012, 06:01 PM   #18 (permalink)
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5. (Guys Only) Play without a jersey or shirt
I personally seen this happen today. With more than one guy.

Not sure if it was inspired by this list.
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Old 03-17-2012, 06:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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By my count I've done 42:
1. Play without a marker, use a foam sword or your barrel to tag out opponents.
3. Dash to the 50 (halfway across the field) right off the break
4. Play Pump
5. (Guys Only) Play without a jersey or shirt
6. (Guys Only) Play with only slider shorts and shoes on. DO NOT play in your underwear, as fun as it sounds it can be very painful, always wear slider shorts
9. Don't play with a pod pack, hopper only!
10. Play with 21 paintballs in your hopper
11. Put one or two paintballs in your loader for each opposing team member
14. Wear neon colours
17. Play only with a pistol
18. Play only with the GOBLIN (deuce) pistol, it only holds one (two) paintball(s)
21. Fog up your goggles before the game, be careful not to fog them completly
22. Shoot only with your non-dominant hand
23. Do not run at all, walk everywhere.
24. Use a rental such as a Tippmann 98
26. Cap your semi below 5 bps
27. Cap your ramp under 5 bps
28. Run for the flag off the break
32. Do not bring any paint onto the field
33. Do not use a hopper
34. Use a gravity fed hopper
35. Play a position you don't usually play
47. If you find an enemy player, let someone else take the shot by communicating where the opposition is
49. Try to be agg
54. Don't take off your barrel sock until you reach your first bunker
55. Hide behind very small bunkers
59. If you play speedball play a woodsball course, and vice versa
61. Do not use bunkers
65. Play in the snow
66. Play in the rain
67. Take risks
68. Crawl through mud and bushes
69. Run through open areas to get to a key position without hesitating
70. Don't make any game plan until the game has actually started
71. Make split-second decisions. Don't hesitate in anything during pl
77. Hold your marker like a new player would, tank above or under your shoulder
82. Chrono your marker under 200 fps
83. Be as aggressive as you can be
90. Put your pods back in your pod pack
97. No shooting, barrel tag only
99. Take a group of new players with you
100. Just have as much fun as you can

guess I have some work to do to finish the list.
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Old 03-17-2012, 06:26 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't see how most of those would make the game hard at all.
I perused over the list and it appears I've done them all... including no gun, and still got eliminations.... maybe I need to get more creative... sleeping pills, hard alcohol, and a blindfold maybe?
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