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Old 11-05-2013, 01:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The most interesting paintballer in the world.

He wear knee pads, not to protect his knees, but to protect the Earth from his slides.

He doesn't use gas to shoot, the paint flees his presence at 300fps.

Branches suddenly appear to block shots coming towards him...on the speedball field.

He reloads pods using incoming lanes.

He never needs to wipe...not even on the toilet.


He is, the most interesting paintballer in the world.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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He doesn't dodge paintballs, paintballs dodge him.
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When he plays the snake, he plays an actual snake.

If he calls a paintcheck on you the refs shoot you, just to make the universe correct.

Some you won't get unless you've been around a while...

His Nasty Impulse DID have two barrels.

He saw Jeremy Salm in the woods before the refs did.

He could walk the trigger on his VM-68

His Nelspot has ramping modes.

His Mega-Z ran on liquid... ANY liquid.
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He doesn't need any paint as the other players just shoot themselves for the the honor of being on his team.

He is the one that invented the paintball forcefield that others try to take.

He never needs a squeegee, as paint knows better than to try and break in his guns.

He never needs a hopper, as his thoughts will forcefeed the paint.
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He doesn't need any paint as the other players just shoot themselves for the the honor of being on his team.

He is the one that invented the paintball forcefield that others try to take.

He never needs a squeegee, as paint knows better than to try and break in his guns.

He never needs a hopper, as his thoughts will forcefeed the paint.
I would say: He never needs a forcefed hopper, for his thoughts forcefeed the paint.

His batteries never run out mid game because they know better than to inconvenience him.
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He does not need camo during a scenario...the trees provide cover...always.

He does not need to chrono...no paint would ever go faster than he needed.

24 hour scenarios end when he hits the field...and the party begins.
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Is this another thread about Tom Kaye?
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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He won the PSP championship by himself, with a PGP, from four states away...

He's still using the same case of Nelson paint he was gifted in the 80's...

He shot out Tom Kaye, Bud Orr, and Bob Long all with one single shot from a goblin...

He refills 4500k HPA tanks by mouth....

He can tech a Viking with his right hand and a PPS Semi with his left hand at the same time, in the dark, while changing the lens on a JT mask with his teeth...
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He can shoot around corners, without an Apex.

He once shot out an entire 5 man team, using only 3 balls

When he hangs the flag, the town names the day after him and calls a holiday.

His pump can shoot PSP mode.
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There's no such thing as a brown note. It was simply a coincidence that someone nearby was playing a tuba, when the opposing team saw him walk on the field.
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