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|11-05-2013, 01:06 AM||#1 (permalink)|
The most interesting paintballer in the world.
He wear knee pads, not to protect his knees, but to protect the Earth from his slides.
He doesn't use gas to shoot, the paint flees his presence at 300fps.
Branches suddenly appear to block shots coming towards him...on the speedball field.
He reloads pods using incoming lanes.
He never needs to wipe...not even on the toilet.
He is, the most interesting paintballer in the world.
Nunquam emere potes facere
|11-05-2013, 01:35 AM||#3 (permalink)|
When he plays the snake, he plays an actual snake.
If he calls a paintcheck on you the refs shoot you, just to make the universe correct.
Some you won't get unless you've been around a while...
His Nasty Impulse DID have two barrels.
He saw Jeremy Salm in the woods before the refs did.
He could walk the trigger on his VM-68
His Nelspot has ramping modes.
His Mega-Z ran on liquid... ANY liquid.
Nunquam emere potes facere
|11-05-2013, 01:47 AM||#4 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: South Jersey
He doesn't need any paint as the other players just shoot themselves for the the honor of being on his team.
He is the one that invented the paintball forcefield that others try to take.
He never needs a squeegee, as paint knows better than to try and break in his guns.
He never needs a hopper, as his thoughts will forcefeed the paint.
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|11-05-2013, 02:56 AM||#5 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Miami, FL
His batteries never run out mid game because they know better than to inconvenience him.
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|11-05-2013, 12:50 PM||#6 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Bronson, FL
He does not need camo during a scenario...the trees provide cover...always.
He does not need to chrono...no paint would ever go faster than he needed.
24 hour scenarios end when he hits the field...and the party begins.
|11-05-2013, 01:06 PM||#8 (permalink)|
is my hero
He won the PSP championship by himself, with a PGP, from four states away...
He's still using the same case of Nelson paint he was gifted in the 80's...
He shot out Tom Kaye, Bud Orr, and Bob Long all with one single shot from a goblin...
He refills 4500k HPA tanks by mouth....
He can tech a Viking with his right hand and a PPS Semi with his left hand at the same time, in the dark, while changing the lens on a JT mask with his teeth...
|11-05-2013, 01:58 PM||#9 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jun 2013
He can shoot around corners, without an Apex.
He once shot out an entire 5 man team, using only 3 balls
When he hangs the flag, the town names the day after him and calls a holiday.
His pump can shoot PSP mode.
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