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Old 06-27-2014, 01:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You'll pay less for the tablet than you will for the divorce you'll be getting after you realize she thinks she owns you. Better to back out now.

Seriously, you'll have a bad life if you settle down with a woman who tries to shut down your hobbies (financial concerns withstanding).

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Old 06-27-2014, 01:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I have a $50 tablet(typing this on it now) that works...p8nt is my hobby...she knows...we have- my life...her life and our life! Her money and our money! 20 yrs brag just fact! I have shot p8nt since we met and will continue to see y'all in da middle! Aloha
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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people should not offer each other ultimatums in relationships.

1. she buys you tablet
2. you accept tablet
3. you shoot her with your paintballs
4. ....
5. runaway!
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Old 07-05-2014, 12:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You guys have kitchens in the electronics section? Weird

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Old 07-12-2014, 02:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Gifts with strings attached are not really gifts, they are unhealthy, creepy attempts to control someone else.

So, what strings are attached to her gift?


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Old 07-12-2014, 03:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2014, 01:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Not even married yet and she's already trying to dictate how you spend your time and money. Good luck in the future, mate.
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Old 07-13-2014, 01:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I have to agree to with the others here...if she is trying to control you...ditch her now or you'll only be miserable by staying with her.

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