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Old 03-13-2009, 02:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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And who is this blasphemer who mocks the name of Velcor, who minces about under name most unseemly and avatar uncomely?

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Old 03-13-2009, 02:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Velcor is currently in conference with the Gods of Rain, Wind, Cold and Mud; making plans for Castle and various other events. Appease him or you shall be doomed to days of cold, soggy play and nights of warm beer and frigid women. All Hail Lord Velcor. Praise Be To Brass and Wood.
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Velcor insures that all his chosen must maintain a full quiver of guns, so when he smites one, they will be able to continue playing with another. True blasphemers only own one gun powered generally by a battery. Thus making Velcor`s wrath easy to single out the non believers on the playing field, and cut them away from the playtime of the righteous. The true Velcor does not need to go out to get laid, as he gets serviced via takeout at home.
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Velcor is currently in conference with the Gods of Rain, Wind, Cold and Mud; making plans for Castle and various other events. Appease him or you shall be doomed to days of cold, soggy play and nights of warm beer and frigid women. All Hail Lord Velcor. Praise Be To Brass and Wood.
I didn't know that Velcor was from England...
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:41 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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i would say you people are insane but that would just be stating the obvious.... and no true paintball god would demand a marker be sacrificed in his honor, its just wrong. i know id sooner listen to the greatest hits of william shatner and david hasselhoff for 36 hours (after 36 hours id be forced to kill myself)then destroy a marker even if it did use batteries.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:47 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:16 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Velcor is within all of us, you need not go looking for him. He sayeth, "wherever two or more of you are gathered, there shall I be." He is my solid bunker for me to hide behind from the incoming fire of mine enemies, He is the functioning regulator which keepeth my shots consistent, and He is my keen eye guiding my fire towards my hidden enemies. Yea, whosoever shall believeth in Him shall be guided by His right hand towards the flag, and whosoever denieth Him shall reside for all eternity in the Deadbox of Life.

Let us pray: Oh Velcor, bringer of Good Deals on Craig's List and supplier of Cheap but Good Paint, guide our markers in the months to come, and let no member of the flock fall down to that great deceiver, the AGG. Let our feet make it to the next bunker before our enemies spot us and make our snap shots fast and true. In your name we pray - and all Velcor's children say GAME ON!
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