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Old 03-06-2007, 10:47 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Chloroform, ducktape, and a rag. Im shure you can atleast get her to the field that way

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It's not that difficult to get a chick to a paintball field. Really!
True but, Getting her to stop complaining about how boring it is and how she might get her hair messed up around all these grungy loosers is the hard part.
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Grungy losers?
Wow. What's wrong with real men in her eyes?

Maybe tell her you hid some expensive piece of jewelry in the middle of the field? That could work!
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Wow. What's wrong with real men in her eyes?

Maybe tell her you hid some expensive piece of jewelry in the middle of the field? That could work!
LOL I would be sent out to go find it for her!
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First time I took my wife to a comercial field was also the second to last time. She bolted when one of the frat boys couldnt find his durag so whiped out an old pair of brown scivies from his trunk and put them on his head. Gota remember to be selective of who she plays with first outing.
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True but, Getting her to stop complaining about how boring it is and how she might get her hair messed up around all these grungy loosers is the hard part.

My girl won't play because I showed her a video of the last game I played and she doesn't like the way the mask look on your head.

"They look funny", so you'd rather get hit in the eye and loose vision, "YES"

Gotta figure out something else to try lol
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Since my wife saw the bruise, or more aptly, the hemotoma that my buddies procarb left on my forearm from 5 feet away(shooting down out of a tower, I'm sure it was sucking liquid), the possibility of getting her to play has vanished.
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Old 03-12-2007, 11:47 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I got my wife all gear up with a padded jumpsuit from a thrift shop, and some gloves. She feels so protected she has no problem going out and playing. She says her worst fear was getting all tensed up from the adrenalin (she gets all jittery playing 007 or other first person shooter games). She didn't get that way playing paintball, and she is actually really good. She will get aggressive and move up, last time we played, she shot me out once, and then we shot each other out in the last game. I'm really proud of her.
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