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Old 08-24-2006, 10:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm waiting for someone here to buy it and wear just the one.
I thought about doing just that for about 22.5 seconds, considering the current price. If I had a pirate gun I'ld still be thinking about it...
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Dale thought it was funny that you all were getting such a kick out of his pirate boot auction.
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I am the high bidder. I think I'll go to the VA hospital when I win it and donate it to a soldier.
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Old 09-03-2006, 10:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm reminded of a pirate joke that is still a great source of humor for me. It really needs to be done in person but I'll try to convey it the best I can and maybee Dale will use it when he dresses as the pirate.

A pirate captian of the stereotypical variety walks into the pet store to complete his image. He had the claw, the eye patch and the peg leg but was still lacking the parot. He carefully examines all the parots at the store before choosing one and taking it home. Later that night he decides to teach it to talk and begins. No matter what he tries to teach the bird all the bird will say is "F you one eye, F you." This goes on for a while before the pirate decides to punish the bird. He throws the bird in the freezer and sits down to drink some rum. The drunken pirate forgets about the bird and passes out. When he wakes in the morning he remembers the bird and rushes to the freezer. When he opens the door he sees the parot frozen to death (this is the part where being in person helps a bit) giving him the bird with one wing and covering one of his eyes with the other.
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Old 09-03-2006, 11:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I thought the parrot asks the frozen chicken in the freezer "what did you do?"
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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that one is far less humorous though and it doesn't need a pirate
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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and to quote one of my all time favorite lyrics:

"per-fessor.... what's another name for Pirate Treasure?

"Why, I believe it's Booty!"




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Old 09-07-2006, 11:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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2 quick things,
When I was 8 yrs old I went to the Sick kids hospital in Toronto for some minor surgery.
Another kid my age was there, only had 1 leg.
By holding the handrail on the wall(which was kid sized), he could run faster than me! He beat me in every race, and others too.
I never forgot that, and it made me realize that some folks are not handicapped, but handicapable...
Also, is this 'Dale' you're all speaking of from the 'parapelegic turtles' ?
I recall watching the ESPN spedball tournament with that team and many more , like 9-10 yrs ago...
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Old 09-09-2006, 12:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Aye-Aye Lonegunman. Dale Price, owner of parapelegic turtles, and owner of a time machine.
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Old 09-13-2006, 03:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Ahem.

"My grandfathers both fought in the last war. My dad's dad had to have his left leg cut off, and my mom's dad the right. They met in a shoe store.

Now, every year, they go back to that same store and spend an afternoon picking out a new pair of shoes."

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