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Old 01-04-2010, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's some random questions for ya

Random Questions that may not be answered Here ya go!
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think I'm going to answer those...

# If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
It's a funeral, not a mob hit. Lights on.

# If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
It's dead

# When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If they don't want to create a loophole for him to walk free of charges, yes.

# Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Because of its Latin origins

# When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
A box

# Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Depends on the ingredients, so long as there are no animal fats or eggs or other similiar animal products used.

# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Because it's not describing itself

# Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
The Interstate is just the short way of calling it by its true name: The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways

# Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
Because they aren't lit

# Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Could that be possible?

# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Volkswagen Beetle

# If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Because 7-11 doesn't build the establishments, they contract it out through various companies. And the contract with the door companies are for standard doors, not custom ones. Standard doors produced by these companies all have locks on them by default.

# If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Exactly. Nothing sticks to teflon. Never said that teflon doesn't stick to other items.

# If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?


# If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, do they do anything?
Sure, they still light up. However you are effectively "out running" your headlights, and can be done with regular driving. Example: Headlights show up the road 100 feet, but at the fastest braking speed you can't stop for 120 feet. You've out ran your headlights by 20 feet. In this case however the bulb itself will glow but you won't see any beam in front at all.

# Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Because they're made by the companies who make all the other ATMs. Instead of having separate productions increasing the cost they just have 1 set being made for all the machines, including drive-up ones.

# You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes -- why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Because it wouldn't generate lift, thus never be able to fly.

# Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Because of the brain's processing. The same reason txting and driving is being made illegal. Your brain can only do so much, and other activities take a certain amount of processing to do a task. Turning down the radio frees up some of this so you can concentrate on your driving and eyesight for the address.

# Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
The wool hasn't been sheered off so it's allowed to be covered in the oil from the sheep to coat it and protect it from the rain, plus it is continuously growing so if any might shrink it's slower than the growth rate.

# Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Because you now have a part of the building to yourself.

# What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

# If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Infadels

# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Planned Parenthood

# Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Because it's a legal form of Identification, and in certain places actually a Sheriff's ID will qualify for the same task of purchasing alcohol.

# If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?
Was it drinking milk at the time?

# Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Because women are stupid creatures with only half the size of a brain to that of us superior men.

# If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Very much a failure, the sole purpose of book publishing being to sell the books being manufactured.

# What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Sit back and watch as eventually 2 creatures go extinct.

# What's another word for thesaurus?
Lexicon

# If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Yes.

# Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is this a fly naturally born without wings, or through chance have them removed sometime along it's life? If the latter then no, just like you don't call a human by any other name if they happen to lose an arm or a leg. If the former it depends if it's a permanent evolved state in which it will be a new species, and whoever so discovers it may name it such.

# Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Not publicly

# Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Smart people are quiet and timid, whereas those of lesser IQ have no volume control and will fag your face.

# Why does Porky Pig wear a shirt but no pants.
Because Merrie Melodies were Nazi and Klan sympathizers.

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Old 01-04-2010, 09:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I know the answer to several of those.
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I know the answer to several of those.
Well sadly after a while they were more or less statements rather than questions. So I just answered the question ones. Can't answer a statement.
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I think they underestimated exageration. It has 2 g's.
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Why do ketchup packets taste different than bottled ketchup, even though they are the same brand?

I pondered this as I ate lunch today.
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Why do ketchup packets taste different than bottled ketchup, even though they are the same brand?

I pondered this as I ate lunch today.
Chemical leeching from the packaging.
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