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[BigOldSkool]

Ive been the hittee not so much the hitter... Lets see....

When I drove a 93 Skylark, I was hit by a drunk guy who fled the sceen.... push in the whole rear end and hit us hard enough to send my friends gril friends earing through the seat belt. If I didnt see him running the light and floor it we would of been a statistic. Same car my worse accident I cause... I skidded and rear ended a guy... and yet a dead head light and the car still worked.

My turbo van that I have now still... I was hit by an illegal driver, no liecence, missing an eye, and maybe even drunk... Whell he thought he can make a left from the center lane and hit me while I was in the turning lane... he pushed in a rear fender, and my sliding door. I banged the dent out mostly. Same van different day.. I got rear ended trying to avoid being t-boned by a taxi. Then got rear ended again by a new driver while I was crawling in traffic in van full of a skid of paint, she managed to dent the bumper a bit but, she wrecked her saturn.

The last one was odd she pleaded to me to not the call the cops, I was like I see no need on my end to call them but your car is wrecked.. fine have a good one got back in my paint laden van and went on my way to work. I guess saturn vs mini van w/ 1200 pounds of paint = saturn FTL.

[Timmycuddler]

curbs an idiot in his trans am thats about it

[noctem89]

I hit a zombie the other day

[diOs]

a cat once, some sea gulls and other birds, squirrles. was driving coming off, an over pass and down around a jug handle in my mustang during the winter. hit a patch of black ice mid way. it sent the mustang sideways, and ended up brining the front end into the inside curb. which was a pretty damn high concrete curb. the font jump so hard i almost head-butt the steering wheel. i wouldn't give up on the counter steering and ended power sliding the rest of the way down the jug handle with the front tires up over the curb and the rest of the car on the street. later found out i snapped the front right spring about 2 coils from the bottom, and some curb rash on the rim.
also put my first car under the back of a v6 firebird, when the driver decided to stop in the middle of a big intersection, cause halfway through the light went yellow. as i was speeding up to make it across the big intersection. still drove that beast home with the hood smashed i could barely see over it, un-broken head light bulbs that were hanging out of the broken headlights, and the alternator hollowing and smokeing. I really missed that hooptie, it was a beast.

[Cockerpunk]

dat ***!

[souz4402]

^^ thats kind of gay cocker*

I hit a kid on a bike once. I almost stopped in time so it was just a light tap. I paid him $180 cash and drove him and the bike home. He was not even scratched, but his bike was bent at the cranks. No insurance or police report thankfully.

I also got t-boned once by some house burglars in a police chase. They were running from the cops in a stolen car and were driving down the wrong side of the road. To avoid a headon they swerved into my side. I was at a stoplight completely motionless. It disabled their vehicle and they took off running. What an exciting morning.

[Shawn_Savage]

No one mentioned it yet so I feel obligated

I've hit "it"

Also a concrete wall at about 110 mph. I didn't have a seatbelt but I was asleep. I woke up in mid air. Luckily I hit at just the right angle to where most of the force ripped my wheel completely off the car. The steering wheel stopped my body from exiting the vehicle.

Once I fell asleep and hit a tree but only going about 35. No seatbelt again but I had the middle console to save me that time from hitting the tree. I broke a lot of the inside of my car with my body.

I also fell asleep once and hit a curb at about 90 mph but it was sort of sideways.

So basically, I stopped working 16 hours a day for 28 days (with a day or two rest) and I started wearing a seatbelt.

Oh the immortality of youth.

[DPrekel]

Well, there are a few snow banks
Can't count how many squirelles, ground hogs and rabbits
I currently have 14 deer to my name
Took out about 20 feet of horse fencing on the farm - truck brakes went.
Oh, and recently a NYC bicycle delivery guy

[Mayvik]

No lie, I hit a crossing guard. Was coming down a hill, it was icy so no brakes or steering, slid right through the intersection, finally got a little steering at the last second, and bounced him off the fender before smashing into the guard railing keeping me from plummeting 20 feet into a rocky, icy river. If I'd hit him 1 foot to the left it would have pinned him to the rails or knocked him down into the river. The old guy was just standing there in the middle of the road with a look on his face like "but...but I have a stop sign!". Fortunately, he was fine..although he later tried to sue for pain and suffering after refusing medical treatment at the scene..we politely told him to GTFO.

The worst part was I was in high school, and this intersection was the main bus route to get the to school..so when I finally made it in that day I was a minor celebrity of not the good kind.

[Greenmtnphantom]

Senior Year of High School

I was on my way to volunteer at a Hunters Breakfest, lost control fo the 87 Buick Skyhawk I was driving, crossed the yellow line sideways and was Tboned by a Hurse, yes there was a body on board.