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Old 03-05-2010, 01:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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one of the ex firefighters in my department was driving our light rescue truck and ditched it and said to the guy in the passenger seat "here hold my tea" and he took out a mailbox and about $1000 in damages to the truck
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I hit a kid on a bike once. I almost stopped in time so it was just a light tap. I paid him $180 cash and drove him and the bike home. He was not even scratched, but his bike was bent at the cranks. No insurance or police report thankfully.
Someone hit me on my bike just like that, they were pulling up to a red light and tapped me while I was in the crosswalk, no damage to me or my bike. They flipped me off like I ran into them with my bike so I kicked a hole in their headlight and rode off.

I've hit a couple birds, one hit my windshield wiper arm and left feathers and a blood streak up my windshield. Hit a deer in my parents astro van at 65, 6k in damage. Hit a honda ridgeline with my toyota truck at <5mph, 9k in damage...
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:29 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I hit my friend, his watch shattered my windshield pretty bad.
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:34 PM   #24 (permalink)
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i was teaching a girl how to drive in her step-dad's field and my friend jumped in front of the car and rolled up and just about got into the passenger compartment thru the windshield. It scared her and just about caused me to died from lack of oxygen from laughung so hard.
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:51 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You know, I did know a girl in High School that ran over a pig.

I guess it got out, and a car hit it. The half dead but still alive pig was in the middle of the road. As she looked at all the cars pulled over to the side of the road, and not looking forward, she ran over a big "bump", much to the horror of the bystanders watching on.

Needless to say, the pig was done in.
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:10 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I backed into a tree with my Jeep at the paintball field. Bent up my bumper.

I backed into a ditch in my S10. That wasn't fun. I ended up bending my door in half trying to get out.

Haven't hit anything else. I hope to keep it that way...
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:11 PM   #28 (permalink)
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one of the ex firefighters in my department was driving our light rescue truck and ditched it and said to the guy in the passenger seat "here hold my tea" and he took out a mailbox and about $1000 in damages to the truck
Lol.. I remember that.. That was an interesting situation...
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:14 PM   #29 (permalink)
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another story about the same guy... it was during the time when tennessee got the big snow storm last month, we get a house fire call and there is not room in the engine for him so he jumps in his truck and takes off and when he gets to the house he finds out its on a hill so he screams up to the house and starts to back up to get out of the fire trucks way and he takes the rear passenger quarter panel and the passenger mirrorout on a power pole and then he got stuck
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I hit a dear and a porcupine
the dear ran out in front of me the first night we moved in where we are living

the porcupine fell off of an embankment right in front of the truck on rt 9 I hit it at about 60 MPH and it managed to ruin three of my tires
the quills went right through the tread and sidewalls

also one sign in a ice storm

and I rolled over a f100
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