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|02-26-2011, 02:47 PM||#11 (permalink)|
Sugar Loaded Candy Cane!
Why is every one worried about his butt? MAr heard his buddy was messed up and being the nice guy he decided to grab him a couple of advil packets they sell by the register while he was picking up some salt for his drive way and a weedwacker for when spring rolls around since it was on special.
He is suuuuuch a caring and thoughtful friend! You should feel ashamed for thinking such awful thoughts about him lubing that weedwacker up with course thick granules of salt and shoving it up his bum!
"You can also Put it on Your Penis."
Bedknobs and Boomsticks!
|02-26-2011, 03:54 PM||#13 (permalink)|
I got 99 Problems
Join Date: May 2009
Location: and Maine ain't one
|02-26-2011, 05:13 PM||#15 (permalink)|
It's a great friend that is thoughtful enough to not only bring rock-salt to help with the ice in the driveway so I don't hurt my knee again but Advil for the hangover as well.
The weed wacker is a little out of season though.
Wait for my bum???
Good thing the snow is ******* deep, that will make icing to dull the pain easier.
Note to self. If Mar brings a weed wacker to PP don't have a tidycat night.
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Last edited by Greenmtnphantom; 03-02-2011 at 03:20 PM.