Tactical Bacon

CanadianBlues · 02-01-2012, 11:07 PM

I know no one here on MCB leaves the internet, so this may be old news to some but new to others, thus I present...

ThinkGeek :: Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon

Delicious bacon, canned, so it has a 10+ year shelf life.
Approx. 18 servings per can (1 serving = 3 slices of bacon).
Net Wt.: 9oz

According to my math thats about 54 slices of bacon in a can!

I do understand that the quantity, possibly the quality of this bacon may vary pending what your grocery store and or butcher may stock, but need I remind you those two places may not exist once the zombie apocalypse happens

A thorough review ( Warning- Language , if this exceeds any limit of not good language please remove )

K_Obeastly · 02-02-2012, 12:57 AM

9oz. = 18 servings...
maybe if you're jewish

StJimmy666 · 02-02-2012, 01:15 AM

This guy whines more than my 4 year old niece

subyrally · 02-02-2012, 01:22 PM

did anyone else get motion sick from watching that? also, they amount of noming noises dude makes while "testing" his bacon, damn near made me want to puke. then again, i cant stand the sounds of someone eating.

other than that, i want some, lol.

ta2maki · 02-02-2012, 01:26 PM

Why is a kid with sausage fingers doing a review on bacon?

CJOttawa · 02-02-2012, 01:30 PM

Yoder's canned bacon: Yoder's Canned Bacon

snoopay700 · 02-02-2012, 01:59 PM

Why would anyone buy something that is more expensive in a can?

subyrally · 02-02-2012, 02:00 PM

Emergency essentials, beprepaired.com, i think, has yoders on sale, $12.49 a can, $12.29 if you buy 12 or more.

Hook · 02-02-2012, 02:50 PM

A few interesting things:

Because you have a cellphone that can upload videos does NOT mean you should.

Case in point, this guy just made an idiot of himself by filming that.

I was robbed of 9 minutes of my life

Legolas · 02-02-2012, 07:49 PM

This is dumb. Why are we canning a SMOKED and BRINED meat. Bacon was invented to prevent pork from going bad. Look at any ham, bacon, sausage or other preserved meat in the grocery store--it has sodium nitrate, AKA bacteria piss in it. A preserved food that remarkably requires additional, artificial preservatives. This is a case of CYA: just so no one could sue them, companies put sodium nitrate, which kills bacteria and anything else with CELLS because it is a cellular toxin, in their already preserved foods.

Smoked and salted meats are universal throughout cultures and such meats have hung from the rafters in kitchens since man first began saving food for later. Lets not muck up the original goodness our for fathers found by adding a bunch of preservatives and packing things in metal and plastic. Personally, I'd prefer if my carrots have a little dirt on em. No one likes it, but the best tasting vegetables are grown in the stankiest poop.

Also, Tactical Bacon would be a good name for a band. Or a new pump...

02-02-2012, 12:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
K_Obeastly Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2006	9oz. = 18 servings... maybe if you're jewish __________________ I b da fat one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oERRPtEf8EM If loud pipes save lives imagine what bright pink helmets could do.

02-02-2012, 02:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Hook 'Hooked' on CCM! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Gatineau, Qc	A few interesting things: Because you have a cellphone that can upload videos does NOT mean you should. Case in point, this guy just made an idiot of himself by filming that. I was robbed of 9 minutes of my life __________________ -=My feedback thread=-

02-02-2012, 07:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Legolas Elven Pump SDM/DM Join Date: Oct 2008	This is dumb. Why are we canning a SMOKED and BRINED meat. Bacon was invented to prevent pork from going bad. Look at any ham, bacon, sausage or other preserved meat in the grocery store--it has sodium nitrate, AKA bacteria piss in it. A preserved food that remarkably requires additional, artificial preservatives. This is a case of CYA: just so no one could sue them, companies put sodium nitrate, which kills bacteria and anything else with CELLS because it is a cellular toxin, in their already preserved foods. Smoked and salted meats are universal throughout cultures and such meats have hung from the rafters in kitchens since man first began saving food for later. Lets not muck up the original goodness our for fathers found by adding a bunch of preservatives and packing things in metal and plastic. Personally, I'd prefer if my carrots have a little dirt on em. No one likes it, but the best tasting vegetables are grown in the stankiest poop. Also, Tactical Bacon would be a good name for a band. Or a new pump... __________________ "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway, "On the Blue Water," Esquire, April 1936 In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Visit my Etsy store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/crowsnestwampum

02-02-2012, 01:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
subyrally Active Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Frederick, Md	did anyone else get motion sick from watching that? also, they amount of noming noises dude makes while "testing" his bacon, damn near made me want to puke. then again, i cant stand the sounds of someone eating. other than that, i want some, lol.

02-02-2012, 01:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
ta2maki Jumps to conclusions Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sunny Southern California	Why is a kid with sausage fingers doing a review on bacon?

02-02-2012, 01:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
CJOttawa Immune to sales tactics. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada's National Capital	Yoder's canned bacon: Yoder's Canned Bacon

02-02-2012, 01:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
snoopay700 Active Member Join Date: Jul 2008	Why would anyone buy something that is more expensive in a can?

02-02-2012, 02:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
subyrally Active Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Frederick, Md	Emergency essentials, beprepaired.com, i think, has yoders on sale, $12.49 a can, $12.29 if you buy 12 or more.