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Old 04-09-2012, 09:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A door-to-door salesman stopped by my house today offering "lawn insurance". If our grass dies or gets destroyed then we can file a claim to get new grass. I'd say that's pretty high up on the list of "stupid products" I've been offered.

So MCB, what's the weirdest thing someone has tried to sell you?
Well thank the gods, you'll have a green lawn!

Probably some of the crap programs work picked up that they are pissing away the health care budget with. "Best Doctors" - ie you can call and someone reads you WebMD answers over the phone at their convenience. Or the WIN program where they send you generic health tips that aren't even true.

Sadly that crap was already sold to everyone, so I couldn't tell them where to stick it.
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My sister tried to sell me a custom make up bag with my name on it, "Mike".
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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onetime these guys tried to sell me mini-paintballs that would defy physics and cause a "revolution" in the sport
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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onetime these guys tried to sell me mini-paintballs that would defy physics and cause a "revolution" in the sport


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Old 04-10-2012, 03:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Someone tried to sell me a Taurus one time. Not the car either.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
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In 1998 I was working as a steelworker building bridge beams, in a shop that had big roll up exterior doors. While I was welding in the doorway, I had someone tap me on the shoulder. I thought it was my boss, so I finished the bead, and flipped up my shield. I saw not my boss, but a crack hooker who asked me, "Hey baby what you want?" I replied "A woman who bathes, with some teeth." She didn't bat an eye and just went over to another group of guys working.
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:54 AM   #18 (permalink)
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in Shanghai I got offered "pretty lady Rolex hashish" by a street vendor... I didn't know you could buy male or female weed, and that Rolex had their hand in the market...
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Old 04-11-2012, 08:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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this is probably the best post ive seen on here keep it coming weirdos haha
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