Strangest Product you've been offered? - Page 2

Listessa · 04-09-2012, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bigballa

A door-to-door salesman stopped by my house today offering "lawn insurance". If our grass dies or gets destroyed then we can file a claim to get new grass. I'd say that's pretty high up on the list of "stupid products" I've been offered.

So MCB, what's the weirdest thing someone has tried to sell you?

Well thank the gods, you'll have a green lawn!

Probably some of the crap programs work picked up that they are pissing away the health care budget with. "Best Doctors" - ie you can call and someone reads you WebMD answers over the phone at their convenience. Or the WIN program where they send you generic health tips that aren't even true.

Sadly that crap was already sold to everyone, so I couldn't tell them where to stick it.

ilivlife · 04-09-2012, 10:01 PM

My sister tried to sell me a custom make up bag with my name on it, "Mike".

scottthetot · 04-10-2012, 12:00 AM

onetime these guys tried to sell me mini-paintballs that would defy physics and cause a "revolution" in the sport

BoBo · 04-10-2012, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by scottthetot

onetime these guys tried to sell me mini-paintballs that would defy physics and cause a "revolution" in the sport

Well played sir, well played

chopper duke · 04-10-2012, 03:46 AM

Someone tried to sell me a Taurus one time. Not the car either.

lexiones · 04-10-2012, 01:22 PM

Sniper donut!!!!!!!!!

pillage · 04-11-2012, 04:10 AM

In 1998 I was working as a steelworker building bridge beams, in a shop that had big roll up exterior doors. While I was welding in the doorway, I had someone tap me on the shoulder. I thought it was my boss, so I finished the bead, and flipped up my shield. I saw not my boss, but a crack hooker who asked me, "Hey baby what you want?" I replied "A woman who bathes, with some teeth." She didn't bat an eye and just went over to another group of guys working.

thisissparta · 04-11-2012, 04:54 AM

in Shanghai I got offered "pretty lady Rolex hashish" by a street vendor... I didn't know you could buy male or female weed, and that Rolex had their hand in the market...

grantis2911 · 04-11-2012, 08:47 PM

A random guy in a Walmart parking lot wanted me to buy a pair of brass knuckles from him.

Tater · 04-11-2012, 09:21 PM

this is probably the best post ive seen on here keep it coming weirdos haha

04-09-2012, 10:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
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04-10-2012, 12:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
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04-11-2012, 04:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
pillage 6.5x257R Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorktown, Virginia	In 1998 I was working as a steelworker building bridge beams, in a shop that had big roll up exterior doors. While I was welding in the doorway, I had someone tap me on the shoulder. I thought it was my boss, so I finished the bead, and flipped up my shield. I saw not my boss, but a crack hooker who asked me, "Hey baby what you want?" I replied "A woman who bathes, with some teeth." She didn't bat an eye and just went over to another group of guys working. __________________ If meat is murder, I'll have a beer with the murder please. My Feedback Thread[/SIZE][/SIZE]

04-11-2012, 08:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
grantis2911 Where are you? Join Date: Dec 2008	A random guy in a Walmart parking lot wanted me to buy a pair of brass knuckles from him. __________________ Always lookin' for a pump game in the 402...

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lexiones MCB Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Lewistown, pa	Sniper donut!!!!!!!!!

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Tater Amateur Pump Player!!! Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Asheville NC	this is probably the best post ive seen on here keep it coming weirdos haha __________________ Tater's Feedback:+14/-0 Taters Feedback:http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/f...-feedback.html