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Old 04-13-2012, 02:49 AM   #31 (permalink)
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You got to be ****ting me! I do pretty much the same job, we had "women of the night" come into the shop one day at 3AM, looking for Steve or something. They must be attracted to the bright lights.

Weirdest thing i was ever offered were passes to an illegal hamster fight. <---Thats a story and a half.
I was propositioned around 9am, but she looked like she had been up for about ten days, without pausing to wear clean clothes, or bathing.
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:56 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Ok Disco you NEED to tell the hamster story...
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Old 04-13-2012, 04:56 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Ok Disco you NEED to tell the hamster story...
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:32 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Those hover mowers look awesome. Just two weeks ago, we had carpet cleaning sales people ring our door bell...at 9pm! At least it didn't wake the babies.
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:42 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Was at work and a junkie walked up and asked if i wanted to buy a box of Q-ban bracelets
(150 of them) for $60, I said no.
then he offered me a rock of crack as incentive......
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:44 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I was offered all of these while hsving some down time in SF, a guy came up to me in shoe store want to sell me a diamond ring.......ahh no thanks, hippy on a bike ringing his little bike bell selling LSD and acid.......ah no thanks,

LOL back home a couple of teenage girls knocked on my door (around 11 at night) wanted to know if I was selling drugs..........wtf? thats the house across the road, also told them it was due for a police raid anyday.
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Old 04-13-2012, 06:04 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I was offered a 1:1 ratio statue of myself.


I declined.
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:32 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I was offered a 1:1 ratio statue of myself.


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What ever for? That would be awesome to sit in your yard.
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:43 PM   #39 (permalink)
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You could have put it on caster wheels and let the hover mower pull it around! letting the wife/girlfriend think you're working!
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Old 04-14-2012, 10:35 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I deliver pizzas. One time i go up to this guys house, he pays exact change, then tried to offer me a baggie of assorted pills for a tip because he didnt have any more cash.

Its the thought that counts I guess.
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