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[-=ArchAngel=-]

im surprised no one has yet to tried to trade their sister in exchange for a gun

[chopper duke]

Originally Posted by -=ArchAngel=-

im surprised no one has yet to tried to trade their sister in exchange for a gun

I don't have a sister!

I'd offer my wife's sister, but I'd have to include the gun.

[tarakian]

Originally Posted by Mar

I have a hot sister. looks just like me in a wig. but it isn't me, really, just keep your hands above the belt and you'll never know.

Go with this option. I met MAr's sister at EMR. She is very hot, plus she does that special thing you've always wanted to try, but couldn't talk your wife into.

[gainman]

Originally Posted by tarakian

Go with this option. I met MAr's sister at EMR. She is very hot, plus she does that special thing you've always wanted to try, but couldn't talk your wife into.

the thing with the cat and the frozen hotdog? oh snap im getting ahold of him right now!

[tarakian]

Originally Posted by gainman

the thing with the cat and the frozen hotdog? oh snap im getting ahold of him right now!

Well that too, but I was referring to the one with the kitty litter, peanut butter, midget, and shaved circus monkey.

[Terminator]

Best post in a long time!!!! Stay single my friend!