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Old 05-20-2012, 01:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray

Holy hell this is funny...

Watch Gilbert Gottfried voice the 50 Shades of Grey audiobook

I've read a few parts of the book and it's terribly written. You're better off just reading Penthouse Letters (god I used to love those when I was like 12).
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Old 05-20-2012, 01:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i've never found him to be funny. maybe he's already a has-been by the time i was old enough. all i think about him is his annoying, unfunny voice that he forces himself to use.
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Old 05-20-2012, 01:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, good. My fiance has been reading this book, and has had nothing but terrible things to say about it. Now I can make it funny for her.
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Old 05-20-2012, 07:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Saturday Night Live recently made fun of that book...

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Old 05-20-2012, 08:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If you like Gilbert Godfrey, and extreme vulgarities and perversions look up his Aristocrats skit.
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If you like Gilbert Godfrey, and extreme vulgarities and perversions look up his Aristocrats skit.
Better yet, see the movie The Aristocrats.
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2012, 01:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I think the point you folks are missing is that 50 Shades of Gray is such an awful book that not even Gilbert Gottfried can make it sound any worse.
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Saturday Night Live recently made fun of that book...

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That made me laugh so ****ing hard!

My girlfriends mom is reading this book as part of her book club. She told me that it's quite "porny".
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