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Old 06-14-2012, 06:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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World Burping Championship

World's Longest Burp - 18.1 seconds - YouTube

Burp! The results of the first ever World Burping Championship is in: Tim Janus, a 35-year-old pizza chef silenced his competitors with a "lyrical and melodic burp" 18.1 seconds long.

New York's DNAinfo has the story:

Tim "Eater X" Janus, 35, won the contest with an epic 18.1 second belch after drinking roughly 2 gallons that's right, gallons of Diet Coke and Mountain Dew.
"I was just trying to condense all the air in my stomach and bring it to the surface," said the 165-pound Janus.

"You just have to force every last bit of air up. It's beautiful, really."
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Old 06-14-2012, 06:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I am shocked Booger didn't take top honors.
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Old 06-14-2012, 06:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I am shocked Booger didn't take top honors.
David Lopan kicked boogers ***.
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Old 06-14-2012, 06:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Pfft, what's the decibel level on those burps? That's garbage to name him world belching champion. My burp's are so tough they would render that man unconscious. Soda...Pfft, real belches don't need soda.
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ok.. seriously... now they definitely have ran out of things to compete over...
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I like the fact that there were like 5 spectators...
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Old 06-15-2012, 04:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why don't they judge by volume or smell?
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Old 06-15-2012, 05:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Just reminds me of a story a mate told me about having a farting contest with his son in law after a few too many beers, lets just say he tried to hard and needed a change of trousers.
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