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Old 09-24-2012, 10:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I was standing at a bus stop yesterday when a man dressed in a purple batgirl costume complete with matching cape came around the corner on a small purple scooter....
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Back in my little home town, I pulled up at a redlight, looked to my left...and saw a guy with a calf sitting in the passenger side of his pickup's bench seat.

When we bought our last llama, the owner delivered himfrom just north of Montgomery, AL to just east of Pensacola, FL...inside her minivan.
It's funny, that thing I find the most weird about this post, is that you purchased a llama.
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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was walking downtown last night and there was a lady walking on her hands
and asked me for a smoke.....
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yesterday I was stuck behind a >300lb ~6'5" tall mountain of a man riding a 250cc Honda dirt-bike in the middle of the 65MPH freeway, going 30MPH while holding a 5" painted turtle in an outstretched hand like it was Pandora's box.

You could tell the bike was burning more oil than gas from the 50' tall cloud of smoke holding the cars back. Once I pushed through, I looked back at him.... The turtle had been ran over (by him?), the dude was crying like a schoolgirl and he had no shoes....

I decided not to flip him off. He had enough problems.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I was headed to the paintball field a few weeks ago, and I passed a fat girl with a mullet in a miniskirt on a Hayabusa lane splitting through heavy traffic at about twice the speed of traffic.

My city's so classy...
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Marauder_Pilot View Post
This morning, I saw a man stumbling completely drunk around downtown.

Not normally that weird, except he was wearing hockey pads, gloves and a Canucks jersey.
Any chance it was Roberto Luongo, after the NHL Players were locked out???
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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No, because if it was, I would have immediately crossed the street and punched him right in the dick.

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Old 09-24-2012, 11:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I drove past a street named Mar today, I was in a rush so I didn't stop to take a pic..
I will be in the area tomorrow and will try to get a pic.
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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About 10 miles from my house there is a Bob Long Road that is a public road.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:01 AM   #20 (permalink)
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