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Old 12-06-2012, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bacon Shaving Cream

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With just one use of J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion. We image that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard.

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Old 12-06-2012, 02:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I so want some to piss off my vegan friends.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This comes across as a poser product. If you cook and eat enough bacon, you will smell like bacon. Real bacon lovers don't need to add fake fragrance.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol. thank you for that Floundah.
we should all eat more bacon so are unshorn beards smell of teh hearty smoked flava of a well cured pork product. and seriously, when are they going to stop putting sodium nitrates/nitrites in bacon/sausage/etc. I mean, bloody 'ell! its a cured meat product: it has sodium chloride, smoke, vinegar, and spices to prevent bacterial growth and thats the way humans having been preserving meat for tens of thousands of years and its worked perfectly fine without any fda approved bacteria piss (sodium nitrates/nitrites are just bacterial wastes and they work as antibacterial preservatives, 'cause ya know, even bacteria don't like livin in their own poop)! /end rant

back to topic: yeah, bacon flavored anything is cool, but as ta2maki adroitly pointed out, this one reeks of poser.
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