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Old 12-23-2012, 01:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If a roommate of mine wrote this to me, I would buy more meat. Hell might even buy one of those fancy electric smokers and have it running nearly 24/7.
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Easy two step process for our fellow omnivore.

Step one, buy live chicken. Keep in cage in kitchen. Say you'd prefer it was "free range" about the entire living space, but you're willing to compromise your preferences for the good of the shared apartment.

Step two, fried chicken. Yum.
Your step two is actually step 4.

Step two: wring the chicken neck in plain view.
Step three: butcher it, try to make it messy.
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Your step two is actually step 4.

Step two: wring the chicken neck in plain view.
Step three: butcher it, try to make it messy.
if you were serious about it you would just dunk a live chicken in boiling water simultaneously de-feathering it and ensuring a loud messy "eff you" for your uppity hippy room mate
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Old 12-23-2012, 02:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Easy two step process for our fellow omnivore.

Step one, buy live chicken. Keep in cage in kitchen. Say you'd prefer it was "free range" about the entire living space, but you're willing to compromise your preferences for the good of the shared apartment.

Step two, fried chicken. Yum.
Make sure you get a chicken with pretty feathers too. Then use the feathers for crafty things afterward.

Also, killing chickens is easy- use the cone of death.
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Old 12-23-2012, 06:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Vegans tend to be skinny, next time you make soup add a second vegan just to be sure.
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:15 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:25 AM   #17 (permalink)
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While your dish is certainly high in fiber,....that's just nasty. Rare fried cardboard is just too dry. Not enough blood to satisfy a carnivore.
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Old 12-23-2012, 11:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i would bludgeon this guy with nunchukas made of ekrich smoked sausage
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Old 12-23-2012, 05:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Well at least her handwriting was good. If he isn't hammering her, she really has no say so in what he is consuming. No leverage,? STFU. Just saying.
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Old 12-23-2012, 06:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Do I spy a piece of ham under the lettuce?
could just be steamed confetti based on what was done to the slice of "meat."
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