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Old 02-17-2013, 06:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I actually have a love affair with the Southeast Asian Bum Gun. No TP for my bum, just pure, unfiltered developing nation water from my man vagina.
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we're talking about camping, not being homeless
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Old 02-19-2013, 01:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I've only seen bidets in europe. I dont get them and I've tried using them more than once.

1) Deuce, Bidet, Wipe check
2) Deuce, Wipe, Bidet, Wipe/Dry

By day 2-3 I was just wiping like normal and relegated to laughing at the bidet when I saw it.
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I've only seen bidets in europe. I dont get them and I've tried using them more than once.

1) Deuce, Bidet, Wipe check
2) Deuce, Wipe, Bidet, Wipe/Dry

By day 2-3 I was just wiping like normal and relegated to laughing at the bidet when I saw it.
yea; this is how i see them as well.
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I've always wondered how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:48 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I've always wondered how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
I'm not going to answer that, but you know
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I've always wondered how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
When the stroke is no longer smooth and starts to feel like rug burn.
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Old 02-19-2013, 10:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Public restrooms are horrifying places. I have a friend who has to clean them occasionally at a zoo, and I've cleaned them before at a pool. The things that happen in them are unspeakable and you wonder how those people live normal lives.
Please, tell us more
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Old 02-19-2013, 10:49 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I actually have a love affair with the Southeast Asian Bum Gun. No TP for my bum, just pure, unfiltered developing nation water from my man vagina.
Yoink!
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:25 AM   #29 (permalink)
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MCB...a thread about wiping your ***....
yep, no other forums I know of that do that.
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:43 AM   #30 (permalink)
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