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Old 02-21-2013, 09:25 PM   #51 (permalink)
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they talked to me when i used to work out.
They talk to me when they need something.

OP - your plan has promise and you may find that one chick who thinks planes and puzzles are awesome and you are not hideous. I recommend you carry a number of variables of that theme - Sunflower, kittens, sunset, similar ****.

Use the method but widen the net


Also this is far from the most disturbing thing I have read on MCB - I'll still be able to sleep tonight.
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:43 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Number 1 rule to getting women: Be funny. Seriously. I know some ugly guys who are pretty damn funny and have good looking girlfriends.

And be confident, yeah yeah yeah who hasn't heard that.
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:51 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Number 1 rule to getting women: Be funny. Seriously. I know some ugly guys who are pretty damn funny and have good looking girlfriends.

And be confident, yeah yeah yeah who hasn't heard that.
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:52 PM   #54 (permalink)
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A girl that I was talking up the other night told me her mom gave her this advice:

Marry for money or marry for funny.

It's pretty good advice... And really reflects what most women want.
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Old 02-21-2013, 10:05 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Number 1 rule to getting women: Be funny. Seriously. I know some ugly guys who are pretty damn funny and have good looking girlfriends.
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Marry for money or marry for funny.
back in high school, i'd be cracking jokes and had girls in the group giggle and say "you're funny."

it actually annoyed me back then because i was on a roll and they changed the subject.

yeah, my life is full of regrets.
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Old 02-21-2013, 11:24 PM   #56 (permalink)
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It makes them really hot.
She seems more bothered than hot.
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:36 AM   #57 (permalink)
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"Not really..."

"Oh. In that case, does my dick look weird to you?"
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:14 PM   #58 (permalink)
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There is only one thing creepier than this... the guy who goes to the bar with magic tricks in his pockets.
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Old 02-22-2013, 02:07 PM   #59 (permalink)
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There is only one thing creepier than this... the guy who goes to the bar with magic tricks in his pockets.
you read that book too huh
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:30 PM   #60 (permalink)
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There is only one thing creepier than this... the guy who goes to the bar with magic tricks in his pockets.
Wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my pants?
...wave my magic wand?
...make your anal virginity disappear?
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