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[Mayvik]

Originally Posted by maggot

There is only one thing creepier than this... the guy who goes to the bar with magic tricks in his pockets.

Wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my pants?
...wave my magic wand?
...make your anal virginity disappear?

[Bloop]

Hey babe, how would you like me to rev up your engines?
*Silence*

[maggot]

Originally Posted by heinous

you read that book too huh

No, I've seen 2 people actually do this. What book?

[heinous]

Originally Posted by maggot

No, I've seen 2 people actually do this. What book?

it's better that you don't read it.

[Julien]

Originally Posted by maggot

No, I've seen 2 people actually do this. What book?

[senghing27]

Just buy a wife, what is the market rate right now? $8k for Asian and $10k for Russian?

[DashHopes]

My friend always told me to try this pick up line...... "Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb baby!" Needless to say I never tried it lol

[pillage]

Originally Posted by ta2maki

She seems more bothered than hot.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a.../2378909_o.gif

Maybe he is a stinky guy, as money only covers so much body odor.

[Listessa]

I think the OP's idea is really cool. But, I like pictures of planes. I've spent ages talking to the guy who does plane art at the different fairs and festivals. I like airshows. I'm not the typical woman.
I bet this would work the best in a city with an Air Force Base. Honestly, something like this would probably be kick *** around Anchorage or even Fairbanks.

Probably it would go over really well if you were around an artistic group too.

More randomly, I'm not sure. Honestly, you might want to talk a little more with the perspective woman first. Getting a random dude's phone number when you know NOTHING about them can be intimidating- especially with a cold pickup type thing. There are a LOT of weirdos out there so no one wants to put themselves into the position of meeting up with some sort of crazy person who wants to do them harm or turns up to be a stalker.

Maybe picture and a cup of coffee to talk about art right off?

Originally Posted by HyePower

Number 1 rule to getting women: Be funny. Seriously. I know some ugly guys who are pretty damn funny and have good looking girlfriends.

And be confident, yeah yeah yeah who hasn't heard that.

Funny gets irritating after a while. Funny guys don't know when to stop if you want something to be taken seriously. I think the humor and confidence goes hand and hand, so a combination of both works the best.


Magic tricks in the pocket? What? Are these guys trying to attract the Elementary School crowd? That's a combination of creepy and lame.

If you want to meet women, try some sort of activity you are interested in. Maybe a class, a club, some sort of forum, political activism, something. Quit focusing on the top 1% of beautiful women too. Many times they aren't what you want personality-wise or mentally.

[mikeds80]

I don't think showing off my drawings would get me too many girls...

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