General Chat MCB's Coffee House: Pull up a seat, and grab your favorite caffeinated beverage. Non-paintball related chat within.

Thread Tools
Old 03-01-2013, 06:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
Join Date: Oct 2006


if it's a gay couple of either gender they would never have to worry about birth control.
heinous is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2013, 07:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
MCB Member
moonweasel's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Kiwi in Oz.

Originally Posted by K_Obeastly View Post
no mention of return...
"A US millionaire has announced ambitious plans to send a man and woman on a 501 day round trip to Mars."
moonweasel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2013, 07:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
Join Date: Oct 2006

well if you think about it it's not exactly a trip TO mars either since they don't land.
heinous is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2013, 07:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
river031403's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2012

Sounds like a SWINGING TIME
Originally Posted by tjd10684 View Post
It "feels" nice when you touch it
Originally Posted by Loguzzzzzz View Post
Every hole costs money
Vertebrae autococker
river031403 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2013, 07:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
Official LL5 Dolphin-Dive
PistolRogue's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Jackson, NJ
Send a message via AIM to PistolRogue

Zero-grav sex would probably be pretty interesting lol OH wait you said married couple
Jay AKA Rogue Reservoir Dogs Scenario Paintball Team- Our $#&* is RIGOROUS!
My Gear For SALE!
Check Out My Mod Threads : Pirate DSG - SA17 Mods - Simple/Cheap/Free TPX Mods - The 'Big Damn Hero' DRV
PistolRogue is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-01-2013, 07:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
Post Whore
danssoslow's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2011

My fiancee wouldn't make it. The moment we lost 4G she'd go apeshart from missing her Facebook.

Come day 250 I'd be blasting "Pump Up the Volume" as I shoved her butt out the window sreaming "Mars! Needs! Women!"
danssoslow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2013, 01:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
Melvin's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Gillette nj
Send a message via AIM to Melvin

I'm more curious about how they will handle two specific concerns.

#1: Beer

#2: Intestinal gas expulsion

zero-g inter-lovin' would be awesome. all kinds of stuff you could do without hearing "ow! cramp!"
Melvin is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2013, 01:30 AM   #18 (permalink)
commandoman's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US

501 day deep space orgy?
SOL, outnumbered, one paintball per person should do the trick
The most effective and powerful weapon on the field is the sneaky b@stard, use sparingly!
commandoman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2013, 03:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
Post Whore
Join Date: Jun 2008

and remember, what happens on the Mars trip.....stays on the Mars trip.
Originally Posted by Friedmoose View Post
automags are easy on the upkeep to, from what my friends have told me u can clean them with a hammer
Originally Posted by Crimson Death View Post
We can always hack and mold it the way we want it. This is MCB after all....
gunman_2000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 02:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
Its a sport of honor.
Fridaddy's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Bay Area

I love my wives, but being apart is what keeps us together. 501 days together, one would die.

Deputy Sheriff/Death Investigator.
My day begins when yours ends.
Fridaddy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply » General » General Chat

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:44 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO
© MCB Network LLC